Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

图书信息

作者	Oxford, Kelly
出版社	It Books
ISBN	9780062102249
出版时间	2013-04-02
字数	39.5万
分类	It Books,进口书,外文原版书,文学,自传,回忆录

读书简介

Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of the world An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush A born salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time Totally an expert on strep throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes Not fat enough to be super snuggly. Bea, age four Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that. Roger Ebert Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon A terrible liar

目录

Dedication

Contents

Introduction

Queen of the World or Something

She’s a Darling, She’s a Demon, She’s a Lamb

Fuck You Forever

Tweezers

I Peed My Pants and Threw Up on a Chinese Man

Work Experience 101

Finding Leo

The Terrible Horrible

How I Met Your Father: When the Children Ask, This Is What I Will Have to Tell Them

Life with Harvey

The Backup Plan

An Open Letter to the Nurse Who Gave Me an Enema Bottle and Told Me to Do It Myself While I Was High on Morphine

My Zoo

Vegas

Frogger

Epilogue

Acknowledgments

Copyright

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