Cubicle Warfare

图书信息

作者	Austin, John
出版社	Harper Paperbacks
ISBN	9780062043849
出版时间	2011-08-01
字数	139.3万
分类	Harper Paperbacks,进口书,外文原版书,艺术,建筑,历史

读书简介

Get revenge on all your annoying coworkers with this guide to 101 awesome office pranks Are your eyes beginning to glaze over from the fluorescent lights in your tiny cubicleHave you had one too many burnt cups of coffeeDoes the guy in the cube next to you insist on pencil-drumming while cranking "Hells Bells" and five-finger discounting your paper clipsIf your answer to any of these questions is yes, then you're in need of some Cubicle Warfare.With Cubicle Warfare, you'll never be bored at the office again. Make your coworkers jump, squeal, and run for cover with hilarious pranks such as the Paper Clip Chain, Bottomless Box, and the Sticky Note Office, as well as the more advanced Freezer Bomb, Chair Chaos, and Textless Keyboard. Even if you're not a prankster yourself, you can still use this riotous guide to recognize the warning signs and defend your desk from conniving coworkers. Bad days at the office will be a thing of the past.

目录

Cover

Title Page

Contents

Central Corporate Intelligence Map

Introduction

1 Cubicle Space

Bottomless Box

See Me

Label Crazy

Rain Forest

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

5 Clues

Tuna Smell

Office Web

Little Heads

Adult Parcel

Alarm Alarm

Cube Monitor

Snowing Flour

Fart Machine

Cubicle Balloons

Sticky Note Office

Office Switch

This Takes Balls

Walkie-Talkie God

“Drop” Ceiling

Office Surveillance

Cubicle Peanuts

Industrial Velcro

2 Desktop Disasters

Pay Back

Paper Clip Chain

Salted Pens

Office Hook-up

Interoffice Mail Abuse

Tape Dispenser

Interoffice Pen

Market Read

Chair Pull

Graphite Desk

Dixie Desk

HR Warning

Photo Heads

Dark Coffee BBs

Puzzle

Chair Chaos

Water Cup

Blow-up Doll

Holiday Wrap

Foiled Office

Accidents Happen

Late-Night Office Binge

3 Office Cabinets

Fill It Up!

Drawer Confusion

Gelatin Mold

Shaving Bomb

Cabinet Peanuts

Cricket Drawers

String Bombs

4 Office Entrance

Paper Hole Door

Elevator Fun

Doorbell Shred

Hingeless Door

Drywall Door

Doorbell Drench

Door Bang

5 Computer Abuse

Rubber Band Monitor

Add Events

AutoCorrect

How to Kill a Mouse

Deal or No Deal

Computer Shutdown

Hear Something?

Textless Keyboard

Frozen Desktop

Monitor Trap

Broken Keyboard

Pulling Weeds

6 Electronic Equipment

Pen Is Stuck

Petroleum Phone

Printer Ghost

Mass Call Forwarding

Phone Interference

Longest Fax

Ring Ring Bang

7 Break Time

Lunch Switch

Umbrella Rain

Desk Treats

Watercooler Fun

Cigarette Bang

Mug Shot

Decaf Espresso

Vending Machine

Cola Explosion

Refrigerator Explosion

5 Mice

Vending Beer

8 Lavatory

Fun in the Washroom

Fake Dog Crap

Mugged

Toilet Paper Fun

9 Parking Lot

Mud Running

Sticky Note Parking

Custom Plates

Corporate Ticket

Signs

Radiator Leak

Packing Up the Car

Valet Parking

Broken Window

Parallel Park

Acknowledgements

About the Author

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher