The Average American Male

图书信息

作者	Kultgen, Chad
出版社	HarperCollins e-books
ISBN	9780061738432
出版时间	2009-10-13
字数	29.4万
分类	HarperCollins e-books,进口书,外文原版书,小说

读书简介

An offensive, in-your-face, brutally honest and completely hilarious look at male inner life and sexual fantasy. In the course of this hilariously honest book, our narrator suffers through a relationship with his vapid wannabe-actress girlfriend until he finds the perfect girl. But when he moves into the new relationship, he slowly learns that all women are pretty much the same, that man's true desires will never be fulfilled, and the decision between living life alone or biting the marriage bullet must be made.Includes an excerpt from the forthcoming sequel The Average American Marriage.

目录

Contents

Chapter One: Christmas with Mom and Dad

Chapter Two: The Flight Back to L.A.

Some Chapter: Casey at the Gym

Chapter Three: Century Fucking City

Chapter Four: Brunch

Some Chapter: An Average Sunday

Chapter Five: Groundlings Party

Chapter Six: My Gay Buddy

Some Chapter: Closure

Chapter Seven: I Don’t Believe in Destiny

Chapter Eight: Casey’s New Diet

Some Chapter: Communication Is the Foundation of Any Good Relationship

Chapter Nine: Burbank Strip Club

Chapter Ten: Stevie

Some Chapter: Scarface Part 1

Chapter Eleven: I’m Starting to Believe in Destiny

Some Chapter: Scarface Part 2

Chapter Twelve: Plans

Chapter Thirteen: A Call from Casey’s Mom

Chapter Fourteen: First Date

Chapter Fifteen: The Morning After

Some Chapter: Hobo

Chapter Sixteen: Casey’s Homecoming

Chapter Seventeen: Chance Encounter

Some Chapter: Internet Personals

Chapter Eighteen: Casey’s Parents

Chapter Nineteen: Apartment Hunting

Some Chapter: Blood Cock

Chapter Twenty: Bon Voyage

Chapter Twenty-One: Be the King

Some Chapter: Little Kids

Chapter Twenty-Two: Hi, Mom

Chapter Twenty-Three: The Griddle

Chapter Twenty-Four: The Drive to Casey’s House

Some Chapter: Veggie Love

Chapter Twenty-Five: The Day After

Some Chapter: Rubbernecking

Chapter Twenty-Six: Letter from Casey’s Mom

Chapter Twenty-Seven: Psychosis

Some Chapter: UCLA Party

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Second Date

Chapter Twenty-Nine: Post-Lunch with Carlos

Chapter Thirty: Casey’s Shit

Some Chapter: The 98 Percent Rule

Chapter Thirty-One: Introducing Alyna

Chapter Thirty-Two: Halo 2

Some Chapter: Jenna’s Picture

Chapter Thirty-Three: Coffee with Casey

Some Chapter: Milla Jovovich

Chapter Thirty-Four: It’s Official

Chapter Thirty-Five: Alyna Finds My Stash

Some Chapter: Subway Whore

Chapter Thirty-Six: Dinner with the Mother of My Child

Chapter Thirty-Seven: Ex-Boyfriend Duane

Some Chapter: Gwen Stefani

Chapter Thirty-Eight: Two-Month Anniversary

Chapter Thirty-Nine: Another Chance Encounter

Chapter Forty: Carlos’s Gay Party

Some Chapter: Finger in the Two-Hole

Chapter Forty-One: The Test

Some Chapter: Hot Girls Give Gay Guys Partial Handjobs

Chapter Forty-Two: Casey’s Underwear

Chapter Forty-Three: Cap and Gown

Some Chapter: Scarface Part 3

Chapter Forty-Four: The Final Final

Chapter Forty-Five: Graduation Day

Some Chapter: Diamonds in the Rough

Chapter Forty-Six: Long Story Short

Chapter Forty-Seven: The End

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Cover

An Excerpt from The Average American Marriage

Chapter One: Christmas With The Wife And Kids

Chapter Two: Happy Fucking Birthday To Me

Chapter Three: Meeting With My Boss

Chapter Four: Human Garbage

Copyright

Copyright

About the Publisher